murphy's law

Shit happens.
I always fail to capture that damn roadrunner thanks to Murphy's Law, and all those defective, shitty ACME products.
by Wily E. Coyote September 24, 2003
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acme

I seriously need to stop buying products from this shitty company. I broke three of my ribs and shattered my leg the last time I used their crap.
I'm still hungry as hell, and I haven't captured that goddamn Road Runner yet. Fuck you, ACME!.
by Wily E. Coyote September 24, 2003
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