Definitions by Wily E. Coyote

murphy's law 

Shit happens.

I always fail to capture that damn roadrunner thanks to Murphy's Law, and all those defective, shitty ACME products.

murphy's law by Wily E. Coyote September 24, 2003

acme 

I seriously need to stop buying products from this shitty company. I broke three of my ribs and shattered my leg the last time I used their crap.

I'm still hungry as hell, and I haven't captured that goddamn Road Runner yet. Fuck you, ACME!.

acme by Wily E. Coyote September 24, 2003