Wily E. Coyote's definitions

murphy's law

Shit happens.

I always fail to capture that damn roadrunner thanks to Murphy's Law, and all those defective, shitty ACME products.

by Wily E. Coyote September 24, 2003

acme

I seriously need to stop buying products from this shitty company. I broke three of my ribs and shattered my leg the last time I used their crap.

I'm still hungry as hell, and I haven't captured that goddamn Road Runner yet. Fuck you, ACME!.

by Wily E. Coyote September 24, 2003