Definitions by Willywand

Bad beans

The intense physical fatigue, twitching, or numbness in your face after forcing a fake smile for too long. Literally translates to a spoilt cheek muscle caused by customer service, corporate meetings, or awkward family photos.

"I spent four hours greeting guests at the front desk today. My face is stuck—I've got total bad beans right now."

Bad beans by Willywand October 9, 2026