Definitions by Willy Wanka

Wilf 

The coconut chocolate at the back of the box, the one you leave at the supermarket, wilfs are depressing creatures destined to live lives of rejection and being shunned by society .

Olivia: "Have you seen Luke around?"
Jess: "Nah, he's a bit of a wilf."

Wilf by Willy wanka February 10, 2019

LORFD 

Lesbians Or Round Fat Dudes

"Charles isn't picky at all, with him it's always LORFD."

LORFD by Willy Wanka January 9, 2009