3 definitions by Willup B

Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag

A man who has honed the art of making women cum.

Seth: I would be psyched if some girl complemented me on my dick giving abilities.
Evan: Well go ask Will. He's the Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag I'm sure he could give you a couple hints on how to plow a slam piece.

by Willup B February 1, 2011

Slaying The Dragon

When a man has sex with a rather large and unattractive woman who appears to have scales on her body due to stretch marks.

Christian: Hey Dave I heard you were slaying the dragon last night.

Dave: Well you gotta slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess.

by Willup B February 1, 2011

Scales

Stretch marks found on women caused by massive weight gain.

Jughead: Damn after Archie chose Veronica, Betty really let herself go. She's even got scales now.
Crowd Of Unnamed Characters: OH MY GOD!

by Willup B February 1, 2011