Definitions by Will Bozarth

tourtoisepenis 

The act of getting raped by a gigantic turtley animal.

Man... My mother got tourtoisepenised last night.

tourtoisepenis by Will Bozarth December 3, 2007

dimebagged 

To go on and on about an extremely overrated subject.

"Jesus, Mr. Vollmer. You really dimebagged THAT topic!"

dimebagged by Will Bozarth August 4, 2007