Definitions by Wicked Wicky

Smelvin

Fat bastard rolling around on a moped thinking his the dog bollocks

“Smelvin drives past”
Person: look at that smelvin

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to be shit on by a fat guy and told to eat it like a brownie while being riding a vespa

Person 1: your hair looks bad to today

Person 2: keep talking your gonna get Smelvined

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