Wicked Rugburn's definitions

Belgian Microwave

The act of passing gas in front of a running floor fan while someone is directly downwind, thus blasting them indirectly with your farticles.
Not as intense as a Dutch Oven, but much easier to surprise your victim with.

My favorite part of summer is getting to give my wife a Belgian Microwave at least once a day.

by Wicked Rugburn December 28, 2018