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Definitions by Whoxbaker
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Flag
Pee my pants
laughing
on the floor
Guy:
what do
you call a
chameleon
that doesn't change colour?
Dad:what?
Guy:a
reptile dysfunction
Dad:pmplotf
pmplotf
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Whoxbaker
August 9, 2018
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