Smoption!

1) I have a smoption - why don't we pack a purse and take the train?

2) a) What do I do about the black eye?

b) Just wear sunglasses and say you're Kayne.

a) SMOPTION!!!!
by Whitney City May 18, 2011
mugGet the Smoption!mug.

BeerPops

1) Frozen beer in the form of a popscicle.

2) The product made from pouring beer on the snow for consumption.

3) The product created from dipping a sucker in beer.
1) Snow...Beer....BEERPOPS!

2) a) I spilled my beer.

b) No you confectioned a beerpop.
by Whitney City May 18, 2011
mugGet the BeerPopsmug.