White Metal Master's definitions

dumpy pig

A member of the female gender whose exceptional lack of attractiveness, due to her grossly saggy buttocks cheeks and droopy face, is willing to be sexually penetrated in any orifice in a futile attempt to increase her self-worth.

I was low on money and high on an erection, so I gave a call to Molson's mom, the town dumpy pig.

by White Metal Master October 17, 2005