1 definition by Which Shoes?
A person with a more than plentiful amount of money whom refuses to spend it or donate it and pleads poverty. Buying the cheapest of the cheap unnecessarily. Could sometimes be an employer who fails to maintain the upkeep of his/her employees even though they make the 'Scratcher' tonnes of money.
"SIR, SIR...THE ARSE END HAS FALLEN OUT OF ASBESTOS PROTECTION DUST MASK" "WRAP A BIT OF GAFFER TAPE ROUND IT AND CRACK ON YOUNG KEITH, THOSE THINGS COST TWO POUND FIFTY, YOU'RE NOT HAVING A FRESH ONE EVERY WEEK" "HONESTLY, MY BOSS IS A BLOODY SCRATCHER"
by Which Shoes? December 28, 2016