3 definitions by Whelan Is Gay

Someone that can't jizz
Omg hes such a whalen he kissed sasha
by Whelan Is Gay November 16, 2018
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Whelan is the gayest guy i know he is in love with a man called wolfe and he wants to do anal with him. Everyday he askes him out and wolfe says no. Sadly for whelan he never will get a girl.
by Whelan Is Gay November 16, 2018
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Nitson is the greatest person ever known to man. He is so charming and always provides for his friends. Nitson is such a sexy mother fucker and shits on anyone called Whelan. Whelan is sometimes a little slow and when Nitson is asked to perform a task he does it to perfect. All the ladies love Nitson
Girl 1:Look at Nitson Go!
Girl 2: Nitson is so sexy
by Whelan Is Gay April 6, 2022
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