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A flake is an insincere person. Insincere in anything they say or do.
Text from Tanya> hey bud let's meet out!
Text from Tanya> we be clubbin' 2nite woohoo!!
Text from Tanya> let's do this!!!

<Reply> OK let me know when you get there.

Text from Tanya> B there in 10 minutes.

....Half-hour later
<Reply> I'm here. Where the hell are you?

........Hour and 1/2 Later
<Reply> WTF? Thanks a lot.

Text from Tanya: Couldn't make it my pants ripped.

<Reply> OK next time keep your fat ass at home instead of wasting my time, Flake!
by What matters September 17, 2009
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