Westest Texan's definitions

Pain Horse

When you hurt yourself & the pain is so intense that you hop and buck around like you’re riding an invisible animal.

Man he smashed his thumb and had to ride up on that pain horse!

by Westest Texan June 16, 2018

Pinetard

A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.

“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”

by Westest Texan June 16, 2018