Westest Texan's definitions

Bossticles

The exceedingly rare quality in a boss who actually forcefully demonstrates loyalty, protectiveness, and concern to those under his/her charge.

The foreman showed big bossticles when he told upper management his team would not work extra hours without overtime pay.

by Westest Texan January 27, 2026

Pinetard

A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.

“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”

by Westest Texan June 16, 2018

Pain Horse

When you hurt yourself & the pain is so intense that you hop and buck around like you’re riding an invisible animal.

Man he smashed his thumb and had to ride up on that pain horse!

by Westest Texan June 16, 2018