WeslyWillis's definitions

Schizophrenia

A stigmatized mental disorder that isn't biologically understood, but can be diagnosed with the patients confirmation of auditory and visual hallucinations when the patient is sober. It could be drug induced or something involving these features, but a symptom of another category like schizo-affective or h.p.p.d. is possible due to the broad terms and should be inferred upon with a licensed Doctor in case it's being caused by something you can change.

*photo of Beiber and Selena Gomez*

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"Justin Beiber is gay!"

Come on now he's just a musician...

"Justin Beiber is gay."

I don't like Justin Beiber...

*turn on t.v. it's Justin Beiber in the news*

*you hear someone outside*

*you realize what you're watching and change the channel*

*it's silent*

*you look back at the t.v.*

"Baby, baby, ooh, Baby, baby"

"Where the fuck is that coming from!!! Do I have schizophrenia?

by WeslyWillis August 26, 2013