1 definition by Wes and Sean

Scooch

Anyone or anything who acts, looks, or smells like a bacterially infected vagina, but most specifically a vagina with a yeast infection. Can also be used to describe any film covering or liquid that is damp, dirty, smelly, and soggy.

You sweltering scooch!
It smells like scooch in here.
There's scooch all over my ear.

by Wes and Sean August 31, 2005