Urinal Nycoxication

When you are having sex, you pee instead of cream inside her.

The night that I accidentally had Urinal Nycoxication was the night that I am super embarrassed of.

by Wengardian Leviosa June 09, 2024

Capybarium

A new ore found in the depths of the inner core. It was forged 700 million years ago because of earthquakes shaking a river and making a big enough water flowing system so it reached the core. Capybaras also may have very very tiny amounts of it.

Studies show that capybarium had been recently discovered about. No one knows where it had came from.

by Wengardian Leviosa August 06, 2024

Sanji Syndrome

When your eyes turn into a fucking heart because you love them and ur a stupid simp and uhhh thats it

my friend has sanji syndrome. hes failing school and so fucking weird

by Wengardian Leviosa August 06, 2024