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Definitions by Wengardian Leviosa

Penis retention 

Some semen spraying out of your penis so hard that blood comes out
OH GOD I JUST HAD PENIS RETENTION IN SARAH MILLIEOIWOIJAOIDJOIWAJDIOWGUDUGODIWAGWOUDGAUYWGDYUWGADUGDOWAGDWOADUYWAGYDGAWUYDGUAWYDGUYAWD

shit hocking 

when you are covering yourself with your own shit
Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo

Urinal Nycoxication 

When you are having sex, you pee instead of cream inside her.
The night that I accidentally had Urinal Nycoxication was the night that I am super embarrassed of.