Wendle Bascom's definitions

chipkeys

Chip the Wolf, from the well known cereal, Cookie Crisp is the mascot for the cereal. He is seen on the front of every box. On the back of the box, it will ask what kind of key would be Chip the Wolfs favorite? It will then tell you chipkeys are his favorite kind of key.

'I can't remember the last time I read about Chip the Wolfs favorite keys being chipkeys."

by Wendle Bascom September 15, 2022

Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.

“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”

by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025