Definitions by Wendle Bascom

Logging 

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.

“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”

Logging by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025

chipkeys

Chip the Wolf, from the well known cereal, Cookie Crisp is the mascot for the cereal. He is seen on the front of every box. On the back of the box, it will ask what kind of key would be Chip the Wolfs favorite? It will then tell you chipkeys are his favorite kind of key.

'I can't remember the last time I read about Chip the Wolfs favorite keys being chipkeys."

chipkeys by Wendle Bascom September 15, 2022