Definitions by Weirdo Schitt

Jenkem Messiah

A person so foul that Jenkem ferments in their gut. The gas they pass is pure Jenkem, causing those around to be constantly in a state of Jenkem euphoria. A Jenkem Messiah usually is a cult leader.

The cult of MAGA is led by a Jenkem Messiah.

Jenkem Messiah by Weirdo Schitt June 15, 2026