1 definition by Weird Al Auchwitz

Some animals and plants that died millions of years ago and were compressed between layers of dirt and shit.

Also an extremely good way to become rich, especially if the country don't have too many people, like Norway. Norway is decleared the best country to live in by the UN, which happened after they found oil. The country has so much oil but so few people so all of the world wants the oil and the money for help because most of the world suck, and the stupid-ass current government tend to give away lots and LOTS of cash because they are inbred farmers :/
If a country is extremely well-run and rich, check if they have any oil.

- My granpa died yesterday ..
- Oh snap, he's gonna make someone rich in a few million years homie!

- Damn, dude got a lot of oil.
- Fo sho
- You think he's Norwegian or what?
by Weird Al Auchwitz August 16, 2010
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