dick ketchup

The blood that remains on your penis during or after fornicating with a virgin.

Brett: hey bro! I banged out my girl last night.
Dilan: Very nice! How was it?
Brett: It was awesome, but turns out she was a virgin. So I had to clean up some dick ketchup.
Dilan: Bruh.... fuck that.

by Webster's Dicktionary April 01, 2015