Wasted Ute's definitions

butt-hurt-by-proxy

A viewpoint by a liberal voicing her concern on behalf of a supposed marginalized or demonized minority group.

The young, white, liberal woman was butt-hurt-by-proxy and screamed in outrage over the presumed racism when the cops arrested the felonious black man.

by Wasted Ute September 1, 2025

Cum dumb

A mental state of amazement a man arrives at when he notices a woman of such striking beauty that the semen saturates his brain to the point of being struck mute and wanting only to prosecute her booty.

I was so cum dumb after bumping into this hottie at the bar that I couldn't say hi or do anything.

by Wasted Ute November 24, 2019