Markiplier Paradox

When a person is simultaneously the dumbest person in the room and the smartest person in the room.
Person 1: Dude, how the hell did he get outta that bad hand?
Person 2: The Markiplier Paradox. He's somehow both bad and good at poker.
by War zone boi January 27, 2024
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P1 syndrome

When you can only do Fighting game comboes to the right because P1 Spawns on the left side.

A cause of playing a Fighting Game Alone.
Person 1: Wow, I really gotta work on my comboes on the left. P1 Syndrome hitting hard.
Person 2: Doesn’t hurt to swap your port.
by War zone boi July 20, 2023
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Lit up like a Christmas tree

Being shot a lot in just a few seconds
Person one: *getting shot at in the gulag* Jeez I’m getting lit up like a Christmas tree!
by War zone boi December 02, 2020
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