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Pronounced \ˈsqüzd\

Function: noun, adj.,verb and transitive
verb (a quad threat word)

Etymology: alteration of obsolete English quease, from Middle English queysen, from Old English cwȳsan; akin to Icelandic kveisa stomach cramps

Date: circa 1601


A combination of past, present and future commonly (or uncommonly) used in liu of the word squeezed.


1.To pressure or intimidate (someone) to comply with a demand, as to make an extortion payment

2.To obtain room for by pressure; cram:

3.to push (oneself or a thing) into a confined space
Example#1 "He felt all squoozed after he got beat the fuck down"

Example#2: "Is it hot in here or are we just all sqoozed the fuck up?"

Example#3: She squoozed her books into the little ass briefcase.

Example#4: "Looks like that booty is all squoozed in them squeezy jeans"
by War Bishop March 2, 2009
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