Definitions by Waluigi von Poopington III
Enrique
God
To think Enrique can be defined in one single measly definition is idiotic. Enrique is more than just a word, he is a symbol. Enrique is infinite, he has no end nor beginning. Enrique has seen the start, and end, of multiple multiverses; multiverses that he both created and ended in a matter of eons. Enrique is so great and mystical, that we can only view him through fiction. Superman, Mario, SpongeBob, Mickey Mouse, or any other famous fictional character are nothing compared to Enrique who is the true main character of EVERYTHING. Enrique is the true protagonist and antagonist. Gods tremble in his wake, and mortals foolishly think he is just a character. Enrique dominates all.
To think Enrique can be defined in one single measly definition is idiotic. Enrique is more than just a word, he is a symbol. Enrique is infinite, he has no end nor beginning. Enrique has seen the start, and end, of multiple multiverses; multiverses that he both created and ended in a matter of eons. Enrique is so great and mystical, that we can only view him through fiction. Superman, Mario, SpongeBob, Mickey Mouse, or any other famous fictional character are nothing compared to Enrique who is the true main character of EVERYTHING. Enrique is the true protagonist and antagonist. Gods tremble in his wake, and mortals foolishly think he is just a character. Enrique dominates all.
Enrique is the reason we exist
Enrique by Waluigi von Poopington III April 18, 2026
Paw
The sexiest and prettiest ever created by biological means! SHE IS SO FUCKING CUTE! IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME U R A FUCKING MORON. Her voice is extremely to ears, her face screams of beauty, and her personality is funny and cute (dare I say: cunny) If anyone ever meets a girl like Paw or Paw herself, please make sure to consider how lucky you are in this universe. Make me admin bitches!
Bitch 1#: "Damn girl, did you see Paw's recent selfie, she's so fucking cute"
Bitch 2#: "IKR, I wish I was as pretty as her, FUCK MY LIFE!!!"
Bitch 2#: "IKR, I wish I was as pretty as her, FUCK MY LIFE!!!"
Paw by Waluigi von Poopington III October 15, 2023