Cunting / Cunted; The sexual act of intercourse with a sexual aid, whilst simultaneously inserting one's fist into said cavity (anus or vagina respectively) in an aggressive manner.
Guy 1 - Yo, did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2 - Nah bro, I just drank mountain dew and played Call of Duty whilst she cunted herself.
Guy 1 - Gnarly bro, that's radical!
Guy 2 - Totally. She wanted to give my ass a cunting, but I told her I don't swing that way yo.
Guy 1 - Righteous, bro.
Guy 2 - Nah bro, I just drank mountain dew and played Call of Duty whilst she cunted herself.
Guy 1 - Gnarly bro, that's radical!
Guy 2 - Totally. She wanted to give my ass a cunting, but I told her I don't swing that way yo.
Guy 1 - Righteous, bro.
by Walter Flanagan July 02, 2018
Dude 1; Yo, did you see Janet and Vicky last night?
Dude 2; Nah bro, what happened?
Dude 1; They were all over each other, it was like watching two blind men feeling for fridge magnets. They were proper lezzing off! Finger banging and motorboating... THE LOT!
Dude 2; Nah bro, what happened?
Dude 1; They were all over each other, it was like watching two blind men feeling for fridge magnets. They were proper lezzing off! Finger banging and motorboating... THE LOT!
by Walter Flanagan March 07, 2012