Cunted

Cunting / Cunted; The sexual act of intercourse with a sexual aid, whilst simultaneously inserting one's fist into said cavity (anus or vagina respectively) in an aggressive manner.
Guy 1 - Yo, did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2 - Nah bro, I just drank mountain dew and played Call of Duty whilst she cunted herself.
Guy 1 - Gnarly bro, that's radical!
Guy 2 - Totally. She wanted to give my ass a cunting, but I told her I don't swing that way yo.
Guy 1 - Righteous, bro.
by Walter Flanagan July 02, 2018
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lezzing off

The act of two women engaging in illicit behaviour.
Dude 1; Yo, did you see Janet and Vicky last night?

Dude 2; Nah bro, what happened?

Dude 1; They were all over each other, it was like watching two blind men feeling for fridge magnets. They were proper lezzing off! Finger banging and motorboating... THE LOT!
by Walter Flanagan June 17, 2012
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