Walt Berryman's definitions

parker

n.

An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.

v. tr.

To engage in such an act.

"You're going to have to choose between fucking Mike and being able to shit regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."

by Walt Berryman May 9, 2006

f-got

A homosexual. Deriv. faggot. Originally boys school slang, earliest appearance at Central Catholic High School, in Pittsburgh, PA.

"You're a total f-got. Now get your balls out of my face."

by Walt Berryman September 7, 2008