2 definitions by Waldo and Speed dtd
Balto is a condition in which a man and only a man is either a.)wearing tight apparel in which his genitals are split by a bisecting hem or b.) wearing apparel that is forced upwards and therefore forming a shape similiar to what is know as camel toe, however, with testicles.
Also known as moose knuckle.
Also known as moose knuckle.
"Dude, don't look at Jeff, his pant's are so tight he's got a mad balto."
"Oh Shit!! Jeff slid forward on that couch and his Balto is fucking rediculous!"
"Oh Shit!! Jeff slid forward on that couch and his Balto is fucking rediculous!"
by Waldo and Speed dtd December 4, 2006
Cranberry flavored urine, served as an alcoholic beverage. Made by Samuel Adams. Comes in holiday pack.
Steve: I bought a holiday pack and got 4 Cranberry Lambics. I now have 6! If anyone wants a beer take one!
by Waldo and Speed dtd December 4, 2006