weed

it is the greatest thing since sex.

its actually better then sex cause you can do it alone.
unless your lighter breaks. then you better have some shrooms.

everyone is doing it.. join on in
need a fix? call your local pot dealer at

1800-MARY

im gonna get shit faced drug and smoke an ounce of weed.

i got a great deal on an once, only 30 bucks for an ounce.

i smoked too much weed and now i forget what happened.

weed made me fail school.

that 70s show has people smoking fake weed.