The RedWood Nut Hole

Inserting ones male genitals into da female vaginal area until the genitals are no longer visible and have sank into the vagina (including testicles)
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The redneck derby

When your riding a horse and having sex doggy style while the horse is moving.
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Fragmist

When you're really dehydrated so you jizz is just dust
I fragmisted all over her last night, it was so embarrassing.
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