2 definitions by Waffle William Waffington

Snavels

When you're better than everyone at everything in your own mind. A person so smug they are better than all of their closest friends. No matter how hard you try you can only live in this person's shadow.

Steven - "Can you believe Jared is Snavels at a time like this?"

Kurt - "He is like that all the time, just ignore him."

Steven - "That is a little hard to do when I sleep in the same bed as him."

by Waffle William Waffington June 6, 2010

Fleagled

The act of breaking anything due to the sheer size of one's body.

He came in fleagled my futon then went to my office and fleagled my office chair.

by Waffle William Waffington June 7, 2010