1 definition by Wade Scofield

mckenzing

talking really, really fast including gossiping, complaining, bragging, and otherwise yapping about yourself without taking a breath, normally an action performed by a female, and normally to the total confusion and / or zoning out of the male to whom she was speaking

Jane: (Breathes) So, like, oh my gosh. Did you see what Eleanor was wearing today? She looked like a total slut, and it totally didn't help that I got an F on my biology test, but that's okay since I got to hang out with this really cute guy at track practice today...

Jim: Whoa, slow down and stop mckenzing. I can't understand.

by Wade Scofield April 6, 2008