WackyZ The P's definitions

Stale Sausage

An errection that may also have an unusual crusty look to it or a displeasing smell thus displaying similar traits to a sausage that has passed its expiration date.

Man: Fancy a ride on my stale sausage?
Woman: Christ no! God knows what I'll catch with that thing.

by WackyZ The P December 14, 2009