Definitions by WAKE WAOW

Wake Waow

(n.) A term relating to someone who is so profusely dumb/bizarre that the brain cannot comprehend that they did or said a certain thing. Usually referring to a friend or family member so as to not directly call them out and keep them anonymous, but the people in that social circle all know who that person is (commonly accompanied with a sigh and a "I'm not surprised" thought)

No one:

Not a single soul:

Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?

Wake Waow by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

WAKE WAOW

(n.) An exclamation, used in shock, thrill, excitement, terror, or a combination of the aforementioned emotions; when one is so legitimately surprised that there is no other viable option of words to shout.

M: I tried really hard to make sure that bacon was pristine. Cured that baby for about 3 days.
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!

WAKE WAOW by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

bailey torres 

One of the luckiest guys to walk the earth, he's got mad pipes to match his washboard abs. He can make the normal person shake in fear of how intimidating he can be, but don't let his hard exterior fool you. At heart, he's just a genuine guy who hates leaving people left out. Be warned about his charms though: once you fall for this ravishing specimen/different breed/BBB, it's hard to let him go.

Person 1: Whoa, who IS that guy??
Person 2: You mean BBB? That's Bailey Torres. Faster than most guys in the NFL.
Person 1: WHAT?!
Person 2: Yeah, and he shared grapes with Mike Tyson.
Person 1: THAT'S SO COOL!!!! He's kinda scary looking though.
Person 2: Don't worry, he would never fight anyone, he's a pacifist.

bailey torres by WAKE WAOW November 5, 2020