Definitions by W.D. Knox

eyestander

Someone who hovers nearby and watches you work with intense interest while offering zero assistance.

“He didn’t lift a finger—
Just stood there like an eyestander waiting for me to do all the work.”

eyestander by W.D. Knox December 17, 2025

remindissing

When you dig up old memories about someone, not to feel anything warm or reflective, but to talk shit about them. A hostile form of nostalgia where the past is revisited strictly for character assassination.

“We weren’t reminiscing about Mark, we were remindissing. Every story somehow ended with him being a jerk.”

“Careful, that conversation started friendly and turned into full-on remindissing.”

remindissing by W.D. Knox December 17, 2025