Von Funkenstein's definitions

membrio

Anything happening right now that you will remember for the rest of your life.

Dude this party is a definite membrio.

by von Funkenstein July 6, 2012

vattis

ejaculate, primarily human and primarily in reference to a male, but may refer to any gender or species, also generally in large amounts.

That bukkake video had so much vattis!

or

I understand that whales release the most vattis of any animal; that's why the ocean tastes the way it does.

by Von Funkenstein November 2, 2011