Definitions by Vmag: Etymology Division

Sess

What you want when youre horny and have previously bit your tongue.

Ey haby ows hout you'n I jo 'ack to ay flace or zom sess?

Sess by Vmag: Etymology Division October 7, 2005

Turtain 

(plural Turtains)

Origionally meant to mean "tiny curtains", Turtains refers to a cloth or cloth-like material often used to block windows, usu. for purposes of privacy or controlled lighting of all sizes.

When can we get some turtains in this bright room?

Turtain by Vmag: Etymology Division January 20, 2005