Turtain

(plural Turtains)

Origionally meant to mean "tiny curtains", Turtains refers to a cloth or cloth-like material often used to block windows, usu. for purposes of privacy or controlled lighting of all sizes.

When can we get some turtains in this bright room?

by Vmag: Etymology Division January 21, 2005

Sess

What you want when youre horny and have previously bit your tongue.

Ey haby ows hout you'n I jo 'ack to ay flace or zom sess?

by Vmag: Etymology Division October 07, 2005