1 definition by Virtuous Valkyrie
The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.
Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!
The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.
Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!
The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.
Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!
by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2019