Definitions by Virgil Cane

Chaloney

Your typical ocho boosted, Pfizer compliant democrat who enjoys gaming and going outside with his digital minder for geo-cashing.

Hey honey, check out that chaloney in front of Lululemon, he has not looked up from his Tik Tok feed long enough to see all the slammin’ hotties in yoga pants practically having a tickle fight next to him.

Chaloney by Virgil Cane June 6, 2026

full ronty 

This is the end game for most men in yoga class which is to perform fellatio on oneself

I go to yoga in the hopes that someday I will be able to complete a full ronty!

full ronty by Virgil Cane February 10, 2017