When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.
Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.
Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards
Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.
Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards
Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!
by Violet Jennifer Rose August 23, 2014
A term used to describe someone who is a next level best friend
A coyote is a person whose "weirdness" is perfectly compatible with your own.
A coyote is a person whose "weirdness" is perfectly compatible with your own.
I cant wait to be reunited with my coyote this weekend, watch out world!!
Nothing to see here, just two coyotes living their best lives!
Nothing to see here, just two coyotes living their best lives!
by Violet Jennifer Rose April 16, 2020