Vincent Alex's definitions

Joe Strat

Staring intently at something until people notice, then say you're trying to move stuff with your mind.

She got out of jury duty using the Joe strat.

by Vincent Alex September 10, 2025

Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.

Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."

by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023