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Ford

FuckedOnRaceDay FixedOnRaceDay FoundOnRoadsideDead FixOrRepairDaily FlippedOverRussianDuneBuggy FuckerOnlyRunsDownHill ForOnlyRetardedDrivers. What do you call a ford at the top of a hill? A miracle, now what do you call two fords at the top of a hill? A mirage. Aluminum bodied dented up leaking wreck. When it leaks it’s owner says it’s marking its territory. Simply a piece of crap. The brand you think of while listening to Ode to my car by Adam Sandler (you should look that song up it explains ford better than I do)

Bob, “Wow! Is that a ford or a can of Campbell’s chunky loaded chicken corn chowder!” Bill, “no it’s my ford.” Bob, “I actually couldn’t tell!” Bill, “if you have a problem with it you can leave!” Bob, “that’s okay it wouldn’t be able to carry my weight anyway.”

by Vince740 July 2, 2018