2 definitions by Vigo the Conqueror

Blondage

Being tied down and forced to watch a video clip by a rockstar celebrity with tight abs long hair and no brains more than once or twice.

In large doses blondage is known to cause brain damage bad perms and tight skirts in females.

He was subjected to blondage when he went to her parents house. There was nothing else to watch.

by Vigo the Conqueror March 27, 2010

Urban Burger

(1) Contains local ingredients used to make the aforesaid burger's contents.

(2) Contains traces of unfortunate locals.

He went with the wrong crowd, and ended up in an Urban Burger environment.

by Vigo the Conqueror March 27, 2010