Victoria Bronzeworth's definitions

Stag hag

Straight guys who have, due to current circumstances, been hanging around the gay pasture. They like to mow, they eat a lot, they shed socks. We have the gay women's security force after a couple of fights broke out over TV remotes. They eat a lot. They gays saw them as exotic at first, now they are just guys hanging around gays. They are growing on us.

The stag hag speaks longingly of the 1980's, when they worked for a union and made a great living.

by Victoria Bronzeworth August 17, 2018