Victor E.'s definitions

Exploding Popcorn Shitbag

A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.

Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.

by Victor E. May 3, 2006

Thundershit

An explosive shit. One that is very loud and or violent.

After eating 6 pieces of pizza plus 5 chicken wings at the pizza lunch buffet, Eric had to go back to the office and take a thundershit in the company bathroom stinking it up for so long that his co-workers could not use it for more than 35 minutes.

by Victor E. May 15, 2006