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Scoobnut

Scoobnut, (pl) scoobnuts: Noun; the main export and staple food of the city state of Scoobington. While called the scoobnut, the "nut" is actually a fruit similar to an apple. This fruit is used as an additive in many foods. For example: as a substitute in the titular "gluten challenge." The scoobnut is also the main food source of the species of amphibian known as Caecilians. Additionally, scoobnuts are also the main ingredient in the Major Melon flavor of Mountain Dew. The "dew" is as actually a scoobnut.

Class, what is the backbone of the Scoobington economy?

Oh, I know professor! It's the scoobnut.

by Very Definitely Not Matthew June 2, 2022