Crookman

A male with a big veiny crooked dick
Sally slept with John last night. She says he's a real crookman.
by Veiny CLUM March 09, 2011
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Beanie Butt Load

Take 3 beanie babies and take out all their beans. Put them into a funnel. Insert it into a friend's anus.
Sally really enjoyed giving Jimmy a Beanie Butt Load
by Veiny CLUM March 09, 2011
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