Definitions by Vaseline on toast

moonpuck 

When your mom shits in her hands and mould's it into a puck and then proceeds to force feed it to you

WTF MOM I DONT WANT YOUR MOONPUCK AGAIN

moonpuck by Vaseline on toast October 12, 2019

Mexican

Adam

Guy1: Do you think Adam is Indian or Mexican?
Guy2: I think he’s a Mexican

Mexican by Vaseline on toast May 30, 2019

Fynlee 

A Nigerian tour guide

Fynlee was my Nigerian tour guide

Fynlee by Vaseline on toast May 30, 2019

Skengus 

Hermione

Guy1: Do you think Hermione is a sket?
Guy2: Na she’s a skengus

Skengus by Vaseline on toast May 29, 2019

Vaseline on toast

Vaseline on some toast. Are you fucking retarded what did you expect

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Vaseline on toast by Vaseline on toast April 21, 2019