3 definitions by Vans that steal babys

All of the teachers pet. No one likes her. Total bitch, tall, long hair and plays football. She thinks that damit is a bad word and is a goodie two shoes. She’s so fucking ugly that when guys see her they want to tear out there eyes. She has at least one brother that she never gets in fights with because she doesn’t want her parents to get mad at her. She’s an asshole to everyone. Fuck Jordis
by Vans that steal babys March 8, 2018
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The teachers pet. A tall bitch that’s a goodie two shoes and is rude and an asswipe but around grown ups she’s an angel. Brags about literally everything, always wants to be first and brings people down.
Person one “you know Jordis?”
Person two “oh yeah that bitch
by Vans that steal babys March 22, 2019
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Brian is really into Lego, especially Lego cars. He loves hot wheels and collects them. Brian has dark blonde curly hair with beautiful sexy blue eyes. No one can resist Brian, he’s hot and is very good in bed ;). He’s a loyal, smart, funny and kind to the people who he likes.
Person 1-Who’s that guy that got arrested?
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
Brian P is so funny
by Vans that steal babys March 17, 2023
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