Van Halen 's definitions

pooch pounder

another name for all my coworkers....dog banger!

Jeez that Ricky is such a pooch pounder! He never does anything!

by Van Halen April 11, 2007

wattenberg

A man who sits in the corner and jerks off while watching a stranger plough his wife. He cannot cum until his wife and stranger finish the act then urinate upon him.

Typically has self esteem and Daddy issues.

I think Bobby is a Wattenberg.

by Van Halen August 3, 2023